Slabon 

A buster, doofus, idiot, slabonz.

(Plural) Slabonz

Ted: did you see that interception last night
Zach: yeah, our QB is a slabon.

Slabon by cap2071 February 28, 2020

slabon 

Opposite of a hard on; a slab of flacid cock.

Also used to describe someone with mongoloid-like features, and being an absolute melt in general.

Friend: Look at that kid monging out, why is he dribbling?
Me: Because he's a fucking slabon

slabon by BiG_Ev January 23, 2017

Saboner

When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis

Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner

Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

slaboosh 

The sloppiest of blowjobs. Usually given in bathrooms or on dance floors by that heavy set sorority girl everyones smashed.

Bro 1: My duude, i heard Moaning Myrtle gave u head in the middle of the dance floor last night...
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh

slaboosh by Le'MoofDiver July 14, 2015

Arvydas Sabonis 

One of the greatest and underrated basketball players in the history. If he would have had the chance to play in NBA when he was 16 (thats when he started playing in the USSR league!) he would be up there with Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson. Got into the NBA at a reasonably old age and yet still was one of the best centers there. His great list of talents include: extremelly good passing, excellent leadership, understanding the team etc.

Arvydas Sabonis - Lithuanian gift to world basketball.

Arvydas Sabonis by jonceblemba January 4, 2006

slambony 

A instant boner. When you do not expect or want it. It is quite embarrassing.

When Jackie walked into the room I got a slambony.

slambony by Jay Ford December 9, 2008

Slaton

A very atractive young man. one may call him a sexy beast or stud.

Man that guy is so sexy he could be a Slaton.

Slaton by shjisfgfsad August 22, 2011