A skydive performed with the intended purpose of landing in the water with snorkle gear or scuba equipment in addition to the regular skydiving eqipment.
Can also refer to a skydiver who has mistakenly landed in a body of water.
Can also refer to a skydiver who has mistakenly landed in a body of water.
"Our whole load did a skybadive off the coast of Florida!"
"Those Navy Seals are now accomplished skybadivers."
or
"David really screwed up today! He landed off and went skybadiving!"
"Those Navy Seals are now accomplished skybadivers."
or
"David really screwed up today! He landed off and went skybadiving!"
by AdventureJohnson December 16, 2011
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Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.
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Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.
Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.
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Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."
" Person 1: I feel so horrible right now. I have a bad headache, my chest hurts and I feel like throwing up.
Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."
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When your hammering your lady (or guy friend, if that's your thing) from behind, belly down on the bed, as soon as you start to snap one off inside her, you pull up all four limbs in a skydiver position. This will cause your full weight to make her tense up and feel a heavenly tightness around your unit. Orgasmic enhancement.
Broooo, last night I had Marcy face down on her bed, as I popped my load, I pulled a skydiver, shit got tight!
by JZrkman August 28, 2020
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by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016
Get the skydiver poop mug.A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
by Virgin Stonecypher November 19, 2011
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John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"
Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"
John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"
John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
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"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."
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