Skydivers 

Any type of ecstasy pill that is bunk. Normally from a bad batch.

Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.

Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.

"Man, those pill I had last night were some skydivers. Soon as I took them I felt like throwing up and had a headache the rest of the night."

" Person 1: I feel so horrible right now. I have a bad headache, my chest hurts and I feel like throwing up.

Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."

Skydivers by BlakOutt July 11, 2009

Skydivers mouth 

Fanny like a......

Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth

Skydivers mouth by Rory Grue December 30, 2022

Skydiver

When your hammering your lady (or guy friend, if that's your thing) from behind, belly down on the bed, as soon as you start to snap one off inside her, you pull up all four limbs in a skydiver position. This will cause your full weight to make her tense up and feel a heavenly tightness around your unit. Orgasmic enhancement.

Broooo, last night I had Marcy face down on her bed, as I popped my load, I pulled a skydiver, shit got tight!

Skydiver by JZrkman August 28, 2020

skydiver poop 

Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.

I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.

skydiver poop by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016

Alaskan Skydiver

Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.

John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"

Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"

John: " Hehe, sucks for you."

Alaskan Skydiver by harmonyhills October 7, 2008

alabama skydive 

When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.

"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."

alabama skydive by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010

Asian Skydiver

When an Asian Skydiver is performed, on of the participants sits with their ass just off the edge of a top bunkbead while the other participant lies on their back facing upwards with their head just a little off the bottom bunk. The participant on the top bunk will usually squeeze out a shit on to the other persons face. The velocity of the poo is where the "Asian Skydiver" gets its name. This can also be called the "Kamikaze".

Tom and Gina decided to pull an Asian Skydiver on each other taking turns. The poo hit Gina in the face so hard that she broke her nose. To get Tom back, she decided to diarrhea on him from the top bunk so it would get in his eyes, even if they were closed.

Asian Skydiver by The KIID March 4, 2009