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sky diving 

Did you hear about Pat? Yeah, he smoked for two hours and then went sky diving on some unconscious whore he found in the street.
sky diving by Paul Daniel December 7, 2006

Sky Diving Donkey 

When a cruel owner of a donkey buys an airplane duct taped the donkey to the bottom of it, fly's the plane over a open field. the owner jumps out of the airplane and surprisingly grabs the donkey. the owner rips the donkeys hide off and makes it into a parachute all in mid air! very hard, but possible. safely the donkey lands on the ground but has to go through a series of mental therapy before attempting again.
-Dude i met a sky diving donkey yesterday and he was awesome!

-Wow! thats so sky diving donkey!
Sky Diving Donkey by tune68 January 9, 2011

Meth Whale Sky Diving 

A very fun sport where you take meth and sky dive whilst sitting/standing on a whale and landing in people's pools. All the rage in Russia; also known as MWSD
Vladimir went meth whale sky diving in Suckland
Meth Whale Sky Diving by Kitty Kat^^ September 12, 2009

alaskan sky-diving 

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.
i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving

reverse-skydiving

Not having to fret over a particular matter. To feel stress free. Opposite to free falling from a plane to your death. To Just embracing the moment and feeling good and having a flock of positivity going nowhere but up. Optimism
"Bro she's amazing. Whenever I'm around her it feels like we're reverse-skydiving"

"Hey dude I'm reverse-skydiving of that kush we smoked earlier and I feel unstoppable!"
reverse-skydiving by Spazmatik January 12, 2015

skinny skydiving 

Skydiving whilst completely naked. To jump from an airplane or other airborne vehicle sans all clothes. You are only allowed to wear a parachute.
I went skinny skydiving yesterday & froze my balls off on the way down.
skinny skydiving by BlissAbyss2112 January 13, 2009