Definitions by tune68

vampire teething 

the act of shoving your pointy teeth into a males tiny penis hole

yeah man i let my girlfriend vampire teething me

vampire teething by tune68 January 12, 2011

dirty pug

the act of shoving an innocent baby pug puppy into your girlfriends anus while she is sleeping.

this act is common among elderyly couples

omg im so angry because last night joe gave me a dirty pug it hurts so good

dirty pug by tune68 January 9, 2011

Sky Diving Donkey 

When a cruel owner of a donkey buys an airplane duct taped the donkey to the bottom of it, fly's the plane over a open field. the owner jumps out of the airplane and surprisingly grabs the donkey. the owner rips the donkeys hide off and makes it into a parachute all in mid air! very hard, but possible. safely the donkey lands on the ground but has to go through a series of mental therapy before attempting again.

-Dude i met a sky diving donkey yesterday and he was awesome!

-Wow! thats so sky diving donkey!

Sky Diving Donkey by tune68 January 9, 2011

the anal rhino 

the act of killing a rhinosourus and then inserting its horns into youre anus

dude yesterday joe and i did amn the anal rhino

the anal rhino by tune68 January 9, 2011