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Hair at the back of a cat or an old ladies neck, ie; A short hair cut that has a definitve line.
I can see that cat's skemmel!

That old lady has a skemmel hair cut!
Skemmel by leab90 January 5, 2010
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A vertically challenged sawaiian who hates jews. Can usually be found working at 7 Eleven.
Did you see that skemper at the counter over there. She totally is a jew hater.
Skemper by Molestash February 28, 2008

StempelMonster 

A big boy that cracks people's colar bones and accasionally farts.
Cartman from Southpark is a great example of a StempelMonster.
StempelMonster by Scoopsies December 21, 2007
Soft, softy, weak, inferior, peasant, sheep.
That was a shempel performance.

My gym teacher kept screaming shempel when I was trying to climb the rope.
Shempel by Joe mang March 19, 2014

skimpelon 

Means you like to skimp a lot of people, this is a Latin word

ex:Sabrina is a skimpelon, you can't do business with her.
Sabrina is a skimpelon, you can't do effin business with her.
skimpelon by Skimpelon November 20, 2014

skemell23 

the sexiest man alive with the biggest pp and plays vanguard and is homies with richie malonie
skemell23 is a long pp boy and plays vanguard.
skemell23 by mommyskemell23 November 11, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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