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Skempel is the bset freaking person ever..
Skempel by Lizzy =D February 27, 2005
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Hair at the back of a cat or an old ladies neck, ie; A short hair cut that has a definitve line.
I can see that cat's skemmel!

That old lady has a skemmel hair cut!
Skemmel by leab90 January 5, 2010
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A vertically challenged sawaiian who hates jews. Can usually be found working at 7 Eleven.
Did you see that skemper at the counter over there. She totally is a jew hater.
Skemper by Molestash February 28, 2008

StempelMonster 

A big boy that cracks people's colar bones and accasionally farts.
Cartman from Southpark is a great example of a StempelMonster.
StempelMonster by Scoopsies December 21, 2007
Soft, softy, weak, inferior, peasant, sheep.
That was a shempel performance.

My gym teacher kept screaming shempel when I was trying to climb the rope.
Shempel by Joe mang March 19, 2014

skimpelon 

Means you like to skimp a lot of people, this is a Latin word

ex:Sabrina is a skimpelon, you can't do business with her.
Sabrina is a skimpelon, you can't do effin business with her.
skimpelon by Skimpelon November 20, 2014

skemell23 

the sexiest man alive with the biggest pp and plays vanguard and is homies with richie malonie
skemell23 is a long pp boy and plays vanguard.
skemell23 by mommyskemell23 November 11, 2021
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