An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).
It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.
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This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?
Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?
Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?
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What did you do this weekend? "We just skwergled all weekend. He was on Borderlands while I played Animal Crossing. We never left the couch. It was amazing!"
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