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Squeezese (skwē zēz) 

An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).
It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.
Related Words
skwerl • Skweed • skwedgie • skwee • skweep • Skweeple • skweet • skweez • skwe • Skweard
A squirrel that's part of an evil conspiracy to conquer the Earth and manipulate Acorn supplies to their diabolical advantage.
If you see a skwerl, run for your life!
skwerl by Ross Archer March 13, 2003
The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

Skweezy Jibbs 

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!
Skweezy Jibbs by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010
A wonderful, adorable, cake eating rodent.
I heart skwerls!
skwerl by Degulishus March 3, 2010

Skwergle 

The act of doing separate nothings with someone at the same time while staying in close contact.
What did you do this weekend? "We just skwergled all weekend. He was on Borderlands while I played Animal Crossing. We never left the couch. It was amazing!"
Skwergle by SassyMcPhee August 10, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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