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A town between Malmö and Ystad in Skåne (Sweden). In Skurup it is full of farmers, drug addicts and psychopaths with automatic weapons and bombs. There are 2 dangerous zones in Skurup which consist of Munkaholm (Munka) and Östergård (Ö-G). Ö-G is also known as mini-rosengård. Then there are also the rich places like saritslöv
Bro lets go to Skurup and buy some hashish
skurup by Kokainpåtindrasröv October 8, 2019
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skurpies 

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.
Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.
skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015
Related Words
skurup • Skurp • skorupa • Skorupi • SKORUPSKI • skrup • Skrupipak • Skruply • skrupp • skrupped
To use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the testicles. Skurping is not intended for sexual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. Skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a "verbal skurp", etc. During a skurp the one skurping should usually yell "Skuuuuurrp!" It can be used as a verb or a noun.
(v.) I cried myself to sleep after Bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) Aaron gave Kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get cocky about his man parts.
skurp by Skurpmister July 28, 2008
Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.
"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."
skurpes by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009
Someone with poor hygiene standards, with little or no morrals and has a lack of respect.
A guy walking down the street in dirty food stained jogging bottoms and spits on the floor. He is a skuruck!
Skuruck by Uglymudfish August 15, 2012
This is the name of a very kind, attractive, and extremely intelligent lady. She may face times were she loses things she values, such as a career, and it may take time to regain it, but when regained, it will bring joyous times her life. Surupa is a name that signifies the person is also extremely caring towards her children. The name may also signify she has a temper, stands for the right thing and may even be a extremely successful person.
Surupa was being kind to Reba.
surupa by Rzquem May 8, 2018
One who is a cute scrub. Is quit adorable.
He's a hot Skorupski.
SKORUPSKI by Leonitis Lover October 3, 2007
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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