Definitions by MKUltra56

Scurpies

A mix between scurvy and herpes. Mostly carried by pirates, and because the only pirates left on the planet are Asian or Somalian, they are the only ones who are susceptible to it.

Man, did you see the scurpies on the mouth of that Thai water bandit?

Scurpies by MKUltra56 April 30, 2011