skunk dick

Raunchy genitalia caused by lack of proper hygiene and/or upkeep.

Analogy: Swamp Ass is to your Anus as Skunk Dick is to your Penis.

I went to the city last night and got home mad late. Had to go to work in the early morn's. I woke up late, skipped the shower, put on some de-oats and by the middle of the day I had some gnarly
Skunk Dick!

by drivethruecp February 21, 2009

Skunk dick

Occuring usually in the warmer summer months,..skunk dick is the unmistakable condition of having a sweaty, grime-coated penis. It is nearly impossible for anyone to tolerate this odor, except for pay-whores.

It's 15 for a blowjob....wait whats that smell?......skunk dick is 25.

by Clean dick June 15, 2009

Skunk Dick

A smelly uncircumcised penis, normally with a cheese buildup.

Carlos has a skunk dick, there was so much cheese I had to spit it back out.

by TexasLover87 February 10, 2019

Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear December 01, 2015

Skunk Dick

When a guy (usually indian) I being an asshole.

Alyssa: can you believe how rude rajh was being when he was fixing my computer

Ben: I know, what a Skunk Dick

by Mq Gucci gang June 08, 2019