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Skullcandy Left
The near legendary malfunction in any and all pairs of skullcandy headphones that always causes the left speaker to blowout acompletely and severely limit the function of the right. May also be referred to as Crappy Headphone Syndrome or CHS.
"Im lucky the warranty on these headphones cover Skullcandy Left."
Male 1: Hey, the left speaker in my headphone blew out all of a sudden.
Male 2: My friend, your headphones now have Skullcandy Left. I hope your warranty is still valid.
Male 1: Hey, the left speaker in my headphone blew out all of a sudden.
Male 2: My friend, your headphones now have Skullcandy Left. I hope your warranty is still valid.
Skullcandy Left by anon36 December 5, 2010
Related Words
skullbane • skullage • Skullface • Skullaceous • skullback • Skullbreaker • Skullcandy Left • Skullpanda • Skullpants • skullrape
Skullaceous
Skullaceous by MonkeyChamp January 19, 2010
Skullpants
Thick necked douchebag, who is typically dressed in Ed Harty jeans, embellished with gold and metallic skulls on back pockets. A rude, loud-mouthed jackass with no filter. Commonly seen yelling at televisions in sports bars, or acting like they're the shit. Oversized, gross muscles on a small head. Tends to resemble Sloth from the Goonies.
Skullpants by Lily B. September 30, 2010
skullcandy
skullcandy by Hax0r The Great May 23, 2010
Skullbag
On the rare occurance that one meets a female with a glass eye, one must proceed to initate this process. When a male skullfucks a female while teabagging her at the same time. Thought to be a myth/legend, but a few reported incidents give us all hope. Level of awesomeness: Impossible to measure.
No example is needed it should be self explanitory. Every male must skullbag a female at one point in their life.
Skullbag by My.Favorite.Word.Is.Twat. April 8, 2007
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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