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Skullcandy Left

The near legendary malfunction in any and all pairs of skullcandy headphones that always causes the left speaker to blowout acompletely and severely limit the function of the right. May also be referred to as Crappy Headphone Syndrome or CHS.
"Im lucky the warranty on these headphones cover Skullcandy Left."

Male 1: Hey, the left speaker in my headphone blew out all of a sudden.
Male 2: My friend, your headphones now have Skullcandy Left. I hope your warranty is still valid.
Skullcandy Left by anon36 December 5, 2010

Skullaceous 

A male or female who's facial features are too skull-like.
Did you see Heidi Fleiss on "CelebrityRehab"? That bitch's face is Skullaceous.
Skullaceous by MonkeyChamp January 19, 2010

Skullpants 

Thick necked douchebag, who is typically dressed in Ed Harty jeans, embellished with gold and metallic skulls on back pockets. A rude, loud-mouthed jackass with no filter. Commonly seen yelling at televisions in sports bars, or acting like they're the shit. Oversized, gross muscles on a small head. Tends to resemble Sloth from the Goonies.
That guy is such a skullpants.
Skullpants was yelling at his girlfriend again from the street.
Skullpants by Lily B. September 30, 2010

skullcandy 

the only kind of headphones that you can get in blue, yellow, green, red, and pink.
my new skullcandy headphones have 8 different colors on them.
On the rare occurance that one meets a female with a glass eye, one must proceed to initate this process. When a male skullfucks a female while teabagging her at the same time. Thought to be a myth/legend, but a few reported incidents give us all hope. Level of awesomeness: Impossible to measure.
No example is needed it should be self explanitory. Every male must skullbag a female at one point in their life.

skullrape 

The act of peircing a grown human or young infant's skull with your penis. Then proceding to have intercourse with the wound.
"Man that idiot made me skullrape him!"
skullrape by Dunn May 13, 2005