The near legendary malfunction in any and all pairs of skullcandy headphones that always causes the left speaker to blowout acompletely and severely limit the function of the right. May also be referred to as Crappy Headphone Syndrome or CHS.
"Im lucky the warranty on these headphones cover Skullcandy Left."
Male 1: Hey, the left speaker in my headphone blew out all of a sudden.
Male 2: My friend, your headphones now have Skullcandy Left. I hope your warranty is still valid.
Thick necked douchebag, who is typically dressed in Ed Harty jeans, embellished with gold and metallic skulls on back pockets. A rude, loud-mouthed jackass with no filter. Commonly seen yelling at televisions in sports bars, or acting like they're the shit. Oversized, gross muscles on a small head. Tends to resemble Sloth from the Goonies.
On the rare occurance that one meets a female with a glass eye, one must proceed to initate this process. When a male skullfucks a female while teabagging her at the same time. Thought to be a myth/legend, but a few reported incidents give us all hope. Level of awesomeness: Impossible to measure.
No example is needed itshould be self explanitory. Every male must skullbag a female at one point in their life.