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Skullpanda

Cute POPMART collectible which loves to have fun
Skullpanda is cute!
Skullpanda by tacobitch67 March 2, 2026
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Skullcandy Left

The near legendary malfunction in any and all pairs of skullcandy headphones that always causes the left speaker to blowout acompletely and severely limit the function of the right. May also be referred to as Crappy Headphone Syndrome or CHS.
"Im lucky the warranty on these headphones cover Skullcandy Left."

Male 1: Hey, the left speaker in my headphone blew out all of a sudden.
Male 2: My friend, your headphones now have Skullcandy Left. I hope your warranty is still valid.
Skullcandy Left by anon36 December 5, 2010

Skullpants 

Thick necked douchebag, who is typically dressed in Ed Harty jeans, embellished with gold and metallic skulls on back pockets. A rude, loud-mouthed jackass with no filter. Commonly seen yelling at televisions in sports bars, or acting like they're the shit. Oversized, gross muscles on a small head. Tends to resemble Sloth from the Goonies.
That guy is such a skullpants.
Skullpants was yelling at his girlfriend again from the street.
Skullpants by Lily B. September 30, 2010

skullcandy 

the only kind of headphones that you can get in blue, yellow, green, red, and pink.
my new skullcandy headphones have 8 different colors on them.
skullcandy by Hax0r The Great May 23, 2010

SkullCandy 

The official headphone of all steezy snowboarders.

If you ride while wearing SkullCandy, you are officialy dope, steezy and dank
I repersent SkullCandy because i am a super dank rider.

SkullCandy by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

skullcandy 

they have the best headphones ever!!!
theyre totally chill and sweet lookin as well as having freakin incredible sound!
James: hey you see my new headphones yet?
Bob: no why?
James: theyre sweetness look
Bob: whoa those are sick lookin! can i try em on?
James: yeah
Bob: (puts them on) DAMN!!! these headphones are the shit! who makes these?
James: skullcandy
skullcandy by j_dizzle_7 July 3, 2008

Skullcandy 

Generic OEM headphones by companies such as AOpen, but rebadged with shitty emo and hipster designs along with a price hike to triple the original cost, turning affordable headphones into overpriced shit.

They now also do the same thing with laptop speakers, except they simply slap their badge on the laptop, because all laptop speakers in existence are already "Skullcandy quality".

See also: Beats By Dre
Retard: hey you jelly of my sick new headphones? they're Skullcandy SCS-SC Skullcrushers
Normal Person: Those look absolutely awful, I hope you got those for free.
Retard: you jus jelly i got these for a steal at $50 man
Normal Person: You realize those are just generic $15 AOpen HP-590 headphones with some crap sprayed on it right?
Retard: yeah well... my headphones got skullz n shit on it, that makes me hardcore and you're not
Skullcandy by jm206 April 29, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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