The near legendary malfunction in any and all pairs of skullcandy headphones that always causes the left speaker to blowout acompletely and severely limit the function of the right. May also be referred to as Crappy Headphone Syndrome or CHS.
"Im lucky the warranty on these headphones cover Skullcandy Left."
Male 1: Hey, the left speaker in my headphone blew out all of a sudden.
Male 2: My friend, your headphones now have Skullcandy Left. I hope your warranty is still valid.
Thick necked douchebag, who is typically dressed in Ed Harty jeans, embellished with gold and metallic skulls on back pockets. A rude, loud-mouthed jackass with no filter. Commonly seen yelling at televisions in sports bars, or acting like they're the shit. Oversized, gross muscles on a small head. Tends to resemble Sloth from the Goonies.
That guy is such a skullpants.
Skullpants was yelling at his girlfriend again from the street.
they have the best headphones ever!!!
theyre totally chill and sweet lookin as well as having freakin incredible sound!
James: hey you see my new headphones yet?
Bob: no why?
James: theyre sweetness look
Bob: whoa those are sick lookin! can i try em on?
James: yeah
Bob: (puts them on) DAMN!!! these headphones are the shit! who makes these?
James: skullcandy
Generic OEM headphones by companies such as AOpen, but rebadged with shittyemo and hipster designs along with a price hike to triple the original cost, turning affordable headphones into overpriced shit.
They now also do the same thing with laptop speakers, except they simply slap their badge on the laptop, because all laptop speakers in existence are already "Skullcandy quality".
See also: Beats By Dre
Retard: hey you jelly of my sick new headphones? they're Skullcandy SCS-SC Skullcrushers
Normal Person: Those look absolutely awful, I hope you got those for free.
Retard: you jus jelly i got these for a steal at $50 man
Normal Person: You realize those are just generic $15 AOpen HP-590 headphones with some crap sprayed on it right?
Retard: yeah well... my headphones got skullz n shit on it, that makes me hardcore and you're not
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."