Skullpanda

Cute POPMART collectible which loves to have fun

Skullpanda is cute!

Skullpanda by tacobitch67 March 2, 2026

Skullcandy Left

The near legendary malfunction in any and all pairs of skullcandy headphones that always causes the left speaker to blowout acompletely and severely limit the function of the right. May also be referred to as Crappy Headphone Syndrome or CHS.

"Im lucky the warranty on these headphones cover Skullcandy Left."

Male 1: Hey, the left speaker in my headphone blew out all of a sudden.
Male 2: My friend, your headphones now have Skullcandy Left. I hope your warranty is still valid.

Skullcandy Left by anon36 December 5, 2010

Skullpants 

Thick necked douchebag, who is typically dressed in Ed Harty jeans, embellished with gold and metallic skulls on back pockets. A rude, loud-mouthed jackass with no filter. Commonly seen yelling at televisions in sports bars, or acting like they're the shit. Oversized, gross muscles on a small head. Tends to resemble Sloth from the Goonies.

That guy is such a skullpants.
Skullpants was yelling at his girlfriend again from the street.

Skullpants by Lily B. September 30, 2010

skullcandy 

the only kind of headphones that you can get in blue, yellow, green, red, and pink.

my new skullcandy headphones have 8 different colors on them.

skullcandy by Hax0r The Great May 23, 2010

SkullCandy 

The official headphone of all steezy snowboarders.

If you ride while wearing SkullCandy, you are officialy dope, steezy and dank

I repersent SkullCandy because i am a super dank rider.

SkullCandy by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

skullcandy 

they have the best headphones ever!!!
theyre totally chill and sweet lookin as well as having freakin incredible sound!

James: hey you see my new headphones yet?
Bob: no why?
James: theyre sweetness look
Bob: whoa those are sick lookin! can i try em on?
James: yeah
Bob: (puts them on) DAMN!!! these headphones are the shit! who makes these?
James: skullcandy

skullcandy by j_dizzle_7 July 3, 2008

Skullcandy 

Generic OEM headphones by companies such as AOpen, but rebadged with shitty emo and hipster designs along with a price hike to triple the original cost, turning affordable headphones into overpriced shit.

They now also do the same thing with laptop speakers, except they simply slap their badge on the laptop, because all laptop speakers in existence are already "Skullcandy quality".

See also: Beats By Dre

Retard: hey you jelly of my sick new headphones? they're Skullcandy SCS-SC Skullcrushers
Normal Person: Those look absolutely awful, I hope you got those for free.
Retard: you jus jelly i got these for a steal at $50 man
Normal Person: You realize those are just generic $15 AOpen HP-590 headphones with some crap sprayed on it right?
Retard: yeah well... my headphones got skullz n shit on it, that makes me hardcore and you're not

Skullcandy by jm206 April 29, 2013