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(noun)A male who is thought to be a "pimp" and a "player" but in reality they are just a poor excuse of a human being and a hoe.
1)Look at that skonko, he has no game.
2)This skonko, is worth shit and should die.
3) Hey Paola, what happen to that skonko you said you were in love with...Oh he got deported.
Skonko by Ruby'n'Paola January 23, 2009
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1: hey man
*slap*
2: dude are you gay?
1: nah its a skonot
Skonot by Fabascunde August 22, 2020
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A prehistoric beast known to have survived the great extinction by fucking everything such as trees, T - rex's, rabid cows, feral cats, and your friend named john. Known to swallow whole bananas in time of great hunger. Does not breathe air. Usually is a bitch.
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Dude 2: Na man thats just danielle
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I will throw you to the Skankor!!!
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An especially sallacious woman who is prone to engaging in activities typically refused by the average skank, e.g. wearing a trashbag decorated with cum while giving Jared Leto a rim job
Dood, check out the girl giving Robin Williams a handy in the car wash! What a skonk!
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she will sleep with any man, she is a total skankous...

or

he hasnt washed himself in weeks, what a filthy skankous
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Skankopath

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