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A made-up site mentioned by Josh Topolsky on The Vergecast on March 15th. The domain was apparently bought by a commentator.
"You'll make the Sklurk app, and then I'll sue you."
sklurk by crcr August 1, 2012
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The greenish white ejaculate liquid that comes out of a male orc when aroused until glorious climax. You will know its coming when the orc lets out a tremendous warcry.
Peon: "Hay yo ma, did chu peek what happened at the Grim Guzzler before the sunrise?"

Troll: "Nah mon! What be good cha?"

Peon: "Thrall sklurmed all over Jaina Proudmoore's tits mon!"
sklurm by Kryptoxic June 22, 2011
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Myrtle Creek Skurk 

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.
My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.
Myrtle Creek Skurk by RaevynRae August 30, 2021
Can be used as a verb or noun.

Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!
Yo, whats saying bro?!
You know just skurkin..
Skurkin by skurkin123 August 5, 2009

Skurk A Burk 

The act of sexually stimulating ones genitals to achieve ejaculation.
Justin: Hey what are you doing?
Michael: I had to skurk a burk because I hung out with the hottest chick ever earlier!
Is when defining something very sleek or appealing to the eye. Also meaning when talking about something that your very infatuated with.
Man there is some fine slurkey in this club right now.
Slurkey by Jrooo CSD September 8, 2010

slurkyburk 

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.
Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked
slurkyburk by Rob snider November 30, 2015
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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