sklurk

A made-up site mentioned by Josh Topolsky on The Vergecast on March 15th. The domain was apparently bought by a commentator.

"You'll make the Sklurk app, and then I'll sue you."

by crcr August 1, 2012

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The greenish white ejaculate liquid that comes out of a male orc when aroused until glorious climax. You will know its coming when the orc lets out a tremendous warcry.

Peon: "Hay yo ma, did chu peek what happened at the Grim Guzzler before the sunrise?"

Troll: "Nah mon! What be good cha?"

Peon: "Thrall sklurmed all over Jaina Proudmoore's tits mon!"

by Kryptoxic June 22, 2011

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The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

by RaevynRae August 30, 2021

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