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skin pistol

penis, cock, dick, shoots a wad like a bullit, your dick is a skin pistol
check out my skin pistol, it's got a 6 in. barrel.

can i shoot you with my skin pistol?
skin pistol by jon zieba September 26, 2007

Firing off the skin pistol 

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.


1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

Skinpistol 

An Abercrombie hat wearing, date- raping, wanna-be frat boy. A pretty boy. A meathead. Any guy who is more concerned with his appearance than the average female, and who is overuses lame pick-up lines. Any guy who thinks he is hot shit, but is in fact a loser who can't get girls. A white preppy guy who runs his mouth to bigger, African American guys.
David is such a skinpistol! He started running his mouth to my bro!
Skinpistol by E-Bizzle January 25, 2004

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026