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Queensbury High School Ski Team 

Alpine: Usually made up of 15-20 lazy individuals, who watch videos on skiing after a short run, while the Queensbury Nordic Ski Team (see below), does all the real work. Often expects to win friday soccer against the Queensbury Nordic Ski Team, but often loses week after week. Even with all these negative attributes, they somehow manage to dominate every single race, this is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.

Nordic: Usually made up of 30-40 physically fit active individuals who go for runs that are twice as long as the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team (see above), and do twice as much activity/excercise. Often wins friday soccer against the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team week after week (as previously stated). Has dominated every race in their section for over 20 years. This is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.
"Why did we even show up at this alpine race the Queensbury High School Ski Team is here."

"If you attend any section A nordic races this season it is almost embarassing as to how badly the Queensbury High School Ski Team dominate everyother team" -Albany Times Union News Paper

Skipschoolatitus 

A disease usually contracted by students in school and people who dont like their jobs. It is non-spreadable, yet everybody seems to get it. It only lasts for one day. When your friend said he was sick and is back the next day, chances are the have Skipschoolatitus. When they have this disease they usually just skipped school or work. They will almost always deny having this disease
Person 1- Why were you gone yesterday
Person 2- I was sick.
Person 1- For only one day? What disease did you have Skipschoolatitus?
Person 2- NO!!!!
Skipschoolatitus by tokeo55 March 18, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012