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skeetpee 

The bubbles in a man's urine after he has sex or masturbate.
I let my buddy Zak stay at my house and when it came home he Skeetpeed in my toilet.

Dude your so gross! You left you Skeetpee in the toilet.
skeetpee by DickStanley August 17, 2016
Words you can keep

skeetpeter

when there is skeet on your peter...
Hey why dont you go wipe off your skeetpeter then we can engage in intercourse.
skeetpeter by tinytim August 11, 2007

SkeetYeet 

SkeetYeet- A word used to describe the certain actions of a sketchy or "Skeety" person. In most cases these "Skeets" are stealing or "Yeeting" a object that they obtained through illegal actions. This results in the manifestation on a "SkeetYeet"
- "I came home from work yesterday to find that someone had *SkeetYeeted* my raspberry bushes right out of my garden."

- The local bar opened today to find that there had been a robbery and someone had *SkeetYeeted* all of the Tip Money.
- "Come on man, lets go SkeetYeet the Papa Johns and then go trip in a alley"

damn skeepee 

Yeah dats rite; true dat
Chris: ah man,I wanna fuck dat hoe!
Marcus: shit,damn skeepee
damn skeepee by Teeze May 17, 2004

skeetpea 

Urine that is infused with skeet. shaped in a pea-like fashion. usually connected with a Kasetradamus
Man, that Kasetradamus sure does take a skeetpea up her butt pretty well.
skeetpea by Scratch the Camel October 16, 2008
term of endearment for followers, likers, retweeters, and other imaginary friends found in social media communities
sweetpeep followers re-tweet contact friend likesfriends without needs
sweetpeep by CreativEverything April 21, 2015

Skeetyeetdank 

A victory statement used by non normies after any event you can think of . It can also be a call of distress to friends and family.
Chad : hey bro guess what i just banged Mackenzie

Cucumber nose: no way awesome bro!
Chad: i know right?! Skeetyeetdank!!
Skeetyeetdank by Oogabooga777 September 24, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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