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skeetpea 

Urine that is infused with skeet. shaped in a pea-like fashion. usually connected with a Kasetradamus
Man, that Kasetradamus sure does take a skeetpea up her butt pretty well.
skeetpea by Scratch the Camel October 16, 2008
Words you can keep

Skeetheart 

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."
I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.
Skeetheart by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010

sweetpea 

1. A beautiful flower of the genus Lathyrus.
2. A woman's clit, so named because it looks like a sweetpea blossom.
Mmmmm, my girlfriend has the most delectable sweetpea.
sweetpea by Mattttttttttttttttttthew December 27, 2010

skeetpeter

when there is skeet on your peter...
Hey why dont you go wipe off your skeetpeter then we can engage in intercourse.
skeetpeter by tinytim August 11, 2007

sweetpea 

A sweetpea is someone who is so cute that you can't but help fall in love with them. Because they're just that perfect. A sweetpea is so cute that the world stops to do her bidding it is okay.
Ashley is muh sweetpea, I love her verrrry much!"
sweetpea by thegrottosucks August 31, 2007

sweetpea 

From one pack of seeds a large variety of flowers will bloom. The seedling will curl open push up though the soil and will keep climbing and tangling in among themselves until they reach the top. Even in death as a bunch of cut flowers, its scent will reach out and fill a room for one or two days before the flowers slowly wilt.
Sweetpea you bring so much colour and vitality into my life. I had to have you in my home and so I cut you off the plant, and even then you kept giving in another form until the scent faded in the room but lingers on in my mind whenever I think of you. When I look out into the garden you continue to ramble over the fence with a profusion of new blooms. I think I can keep taking you in until the end of summer.
sweetpea by Edible forest garden December 24, 2015

skeetpee 

The bubbles in a man's urine after he has sex or masturbate.
I let my buddy Zak stay at my house and when it came home he Skeetpeed in my toilet.

Dude your so gross! You left you Skeetpee in the toilet.
skeetpee by DickStanley August 17, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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