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1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.
1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"
by MrMelvinheimer October 29, 2015
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a very small, thin marijuana cigarette that may resembles a mosquito's penis if a mosquito had a penis
"All I have is enough weed to roll a skeeterdick."
by setherc September 17, 2004
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