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A skedump occurs when one takes a shit and squeezes so hard that he stimulates his prostate and skeets.
Timmy sat on the toilet and squeezed until the giant fecal root shot into the toilet. The huge release tickled his prostate and he had a nice skeet.
skedump by EpYoN March 9, 2005
Words you can keep
To make haste.
I must skedurple off to the shops to get some milk.
Skedurple by Skeduple Man Ian August 5, 2013

jumpin skdumpin 

When that pus rock that shit jumpin skdumpin ~ migo & Brian
Yeo her pussy was jumpin skdumpin

skidumpdumps 

nonsensical talk random ramblings coined by the wsk
skidumpdumps nah you ... yo yo yo
skidumpdumps by franklink June 3, 2007

Skedample 

To fuck about and find out
Boy: “you tryna Skedample B?”
Girl: “anytime baby cakes
Skedample by Cjrose1306 March 10, 2024
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