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Goat was a goat
Goat was a goat
Can I make it any more obvious
Goat was a goat
Goat did ballet
What more can I say
Goat wanted goat
Goat'd never tell

Secretly goat wanted goat as well
But all of goat friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Goat had a pretty face
But goat head was up in space
Goat needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now
Goat sits at home
Feeding the baby goat's all alone
Goat turns on TV
Guess who goat sees
Skater goat rockin' up MTV
Goat calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show
Goat tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the goat that she turned down
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat's worth?
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now Goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth?
Sorry goat but you missed out
Well tough luck that goat's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that goat could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
Goat's just a goat
SkateGoat was a goat
Goat was a goat
Can I make it any more obvious
Goat was a goat
Goat did ballet
What more can I say
Goat wanted goat
Goat'd never tell

Secretly goat wanted goat as well
But all of goat friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Goat had a pretty face
But goat head was up in space
Goat needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now
Goat sits at home
Feeding the baby goat's all alone
Goat turns on TV
Guess who goat sees
Skater goat rockin' up MTV
Goat calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show
Goat tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the goat that she turned down
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat's worth?
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now Goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth?
Sorry goat but you missed out
Well tough luck that goat's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that goat could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
Goat's just a goat
SkateGoat by NotSkateGoat September 11, 2018
Related Words
something that you can blame your sub-par skateboarding on.
Dude, Leroy keeps saying he can't land that back lip because his shoelace belt doesn't match his hat. But, we all know that's just a skategoat.
skategoat by Regnad Nairda December 23, 2008

Skategod 

A skater you only knows how to ride the board
She is a skategod
Skategod by Buggy g April 18, 2019

Skategod 

A skater who only knows how to ride the board
She is a skategod
Skategod by Buggy g April 19, 2019

Skategodess 

A skategodess is the god a skaterboy must always worship
Did worships the skategodess
Skategodess by Buggy g April 22, 2019

skatemob 

Stay Cool And Take Everything, Money Over Bullshit. A street lifestyle and movement about staying fresh, hustling smart, and always chasing a bag over drama.

A crew or collective of go-getters who skate through life stacking money, flexing, and staying ahead of the game. founded by platinum producer freshduzit & award-winning graphic designer @bigfaceinc
Example:
“Bro always on his grind, you know he SKATEMOB for real.”

Synonyms: boss life, money mission, trap hustle, bag chaser.
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