skate park ho
skate park ho by jew bot 5000.3 May 31, 2005
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skate park ho
A gaphead or harlot who hangs around at a skateboard park all damn day, either to be picked up by a skater or to watch their poser boyfriends make asses of themselves.
skate park ho by I got no pants April 21, 2003
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skate park ho by austin July 30, 2003
Skatepark hog
Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.
These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.
These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.
Skatepark hog by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020
skateparkhoes
stupid ass bitches who fuck up ur skating and u want to beat there asses or hot ass bitches with big tits
skateparkhoes by chris mcgown August 9, 2003
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