Noun. Of the Anus.
Another word for the Anus, Bumhole, Chocolate Starfish, Etc.
Usually clean and bleached in this case.
Like a supermodels ring.
Stu was bored with being turned down for recieving gay sex because of his dirty brown ring, so he decided to get it bleached at his local clinic and arrived home that day with a shiny new Salotch.
Bizarre scottish lad now studying a science degree at an Oxbridge University suckling vigorously from the udder of Englishness all the while protesting that he is Scottish, really.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.