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Sit in your sit 

Used by people who want you to sit down normally in a classroom

Started due to a stupid Korean teacher
Sit in your sit by cayibo January 16, 2019

kitty-sit 

To mind someone's cat/s while they're away… present tense = kitty-sitting… past tense = cat-sat
Thanks for the invitation to join your yacht cruise to the Caribbean, but I promised I'd kitty-sit for my ex.
kitty-sit by nom de plumb August 10, 2009

Sit Down Air 

When you sit down in a chair but due to your mass the air not only dispalces but the gravity causes it to wrap around your thighs that as you sit down it creates a draft upwards. This brings the odors along with it so if you have an unwashed ass, grundel, or bad ball stank caused by fumunda you will have to smell yourself briefly. Those close by or passing will also be in danger from being within smell distance as this will have created a temporary forcefield of odor surrounding oneself.
Hey Eric why did Ted make that face? I guess he got hit with his own sit down air Joseph. From the looks of it you know it's rough.

You can't sit on your own arse. 

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.
Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

Steve Bannon Sit Up 

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.
Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.

Sit Down, Switch It Off 

Mr Davids ultimate diss
Person 1: *stands up with phone in hand*
Mr David: SIT DOWN, SWITCH IT OFF!!!
Person 1: *melts*