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sister blister 

I sister/friend that is hot like a burn/blister on the inside and on the outside
Nah bruh, I can’t date her.. she’s my sister blister!
sister blister by snilocnahte October 24, 2017
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blister sister 

Someone who shows up when the real work is done then acts like they took part.
Dilbert and the intern spent days proofing the manual then Wally pulled a blister sister and ran a final spell check to claim all the work.
blister sister by billmanak February 10, 2009

Sister with a blister 

1. Referring to a female that is known to have a sexually transmitted (venereal) disease.
Dude, I'm going to ask Dolores out next Saturday.

Don't do it man! She is the Sister with a blister!

Man, she is so HOT! Can't belive she is the sister with a blister.
Sister with a blister by nczn February 15, 2010

Blistered Sister 

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.
Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.
Blistered Sister by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Blister Sisters 

When a lesbian becomes indoctrinated by a crone mother into the undevine sisterhood of blisterhood. The blisters come from a new hybrid herpes sexually transmitted interaction, but they also spread under the filth of lesbian fingernails. NO DIRECT CUNT BUMPING REQUIRED! The new blisters are taking over their brains similar to toxoplasmosis in animals, and fill them with a horny desire to fuck and spread their filth like dyke zombies.
Yo, the blister sisters are really taking over this side of town.

Haley hasnt been the same since that one doped and fingerraped her in the bathroom of the club.

Yeah, she's a blister sister now.
rip
Blister Sisters by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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