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She is the funniest person in the world. She is a great friend and can make anyone laugh. She is a badass and will do something bad if you mess with her. She is always there to help her friends and will always back them up. You don’t want to be on her bad side though because she will always get revenge. She can be a devil and angel if she has to.
Dude she’s Simriti!
Don’t mess with people like Simriti.
Simriti by 45788321346 August 7, 2018
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simriti is the most annoying person you will ever meet
simriti sucks
simriti by 9274829 November 13, 2017
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A very chill, calm, and elegant girl who will make you laugh with her sarcasm. She is very emotional and once she sets her heart to something, she will do it. I've only met one in my life but boy is she hot. I tried to impress her...it didn't work out. Oh well :(
Damn, she's such a Samriti. How can I impress her?
Samriti by Rejectedonemillion January 1, 2012
a really cute girl Punjabi girl from Brampton that every guy wants.
holy shit, look at Simrit. she looks like a bamb today.
Simrit by aidldlssscf March 25, 2019
the coolest indian girl you`ll ever meet; fun to be around; fucking hilarious; knows how to make you laugh in her own ways; makes stuff funny that really aren`t
word in her vocabulary yizzir, bother, golly g, holy guacamole, etc.
smriti by xAZNBBY546x March 21, 2005
The most annoying yet funny and cute girl you'll ever meat .The hot chick ,knows how to make boys drool for her.
And you can only dream of her being your girl
See the hottie over there she's Smriti
smriti by lucifer007 May 2, 2018

simpitis 

Ye has contracted simpitis
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