sir wacksalot 

A person who is very horny and likes to masturbate a whole hell of a lot. Also has much sexual knowledge. Usually a guy (hence, SIR wacksalot). May also have a S/M reference, I'm not sure. Usually is a very proud pervert, who has a sense of sexual honor to uphold.

Also spelled "Sir Whacks-a-Lot"

dude"That dude is, like, a total sir wacksalot. I can't believe how open he is about what he does. He shouldn't be talking about that stuff around here."

dudette"well, he's MY hero!"

group: big stares from half, coughing from 1/4, smiles from 1/4

sir wacksalot by A card in the wind November 30, 2005

Sir Wanksalot 

A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.

Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.

My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.

Sir Wanksalot by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Wankalot (sir) 

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

Wankalot (sir) by jaffaw July 15, 2009