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Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.
by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011
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dysphoric singleness

Dysphoric singleness is the state of being unable to enter a romantic relationship due to being perpetually rejected.
She's going through Dysphoric singleness
by Fsirccpo July 3, 2024
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singleversary

Today is my one year singleversary!
by awesome mom KRS1 July 19, 2015
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singleversary

yearly celebration of being single and free
Today is my one year singleversary!
by awesome mom KRS1 September 14, 2015
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singleversary

Today is my one year singleversary!
by awesome mom KRS1 July 19, 2015
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singlelessness

Singlelessness, pronounced "Single-less-ness" or sometimes, Singlessness,

(1) originally a misspelling, or miss-read of Signlessness, one of the three doors of liberation in Mahayana Buddhism - Emptiness, Signlessness and Aimlessness - has "remanifested" as a word that means the inability to exist as a separated, single entity of any entity in the whole universe. Another way to state the interconnected nature of all things.

(2) A comforting way to use deep, reliable buddhist philosophy to tell your friend who is still single that even without a partner he/she is not truly ever single. That he/she is deeply connected to everyone else and there are always friends, loved ones that care about you. (Can absolutely be used for sarcasm)
(1) The singlelessness nature of all things; You stop feeling lonely when you are reminded of the truth of singlelessness.
(2) Dude, cheer up! You are not single. In fact, because of singlelessness, you cannot really be single!
by TrueSF March 9, 2026
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singeresse

Singeresse is the god of monkey and has a huge dick
I wish I was a monkey so I could pray for singeresse
by Randomsupercoolkid February 7, 2022
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