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Simpran is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s someone who will prioritise women over the men but he will also put women in their position
Boy 1 he’s moving like a simpran
simpran by Sweatyfuture November 26, 2021
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A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
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Simranjeet 

Beautiful. Incredible. Smart. Neverthesame. Breathtaking.

Are sensitive most of the time but can be bitchy when needed.

The best friend you can ever ask for.
Simranjeet is my best friend
a simran is a really good friend. She will be there for u no matter what. Simran's are super trust worthy, and are 100% Worth keep as friend. A simran can be really shy, (espeacially near them guys). But once you break through that "awkward" barior, a simran can be the best thing that has ever happened to u. A simran knows her shit. She always knows what shes getting her self into. Shes brave and willing to take risks... yet shes very clumsy. All a simran wants is a good boyfriend, amazing friendships, love, and company. Simrans are awesome! If you don't have a Simran in your life... YOUR MISSING OUT!
Girl: Hey, can I tell you a secret?
Simran: Of Course you can.
Girl: I like someone
Simran: omg who?
Girl: ******
Simran: thats amazing, I won't tell anyone.
Girl: I know you won't , I can trust you!
Simran: ♥
simran by hottie/turth teller July 11, 2018
the one who is the most sweet and kind person! the one who thinks alot and is possessive for her loved ones
she is simran
simran by shachel:) July 19, 2018
Simran is a extremely (beautiful ) girl. She has a kind personality , and has lots of friends . She is a (gorgeous) girl who you can always rely on , and always has a (pretty) smile on her face. She is very (flirtatious) and (sexy) - so beware boys! ;) One look into her eyes , and you will fall in love! Simran is very trustworthy and considerate towards others. She is the ideal best friend. Get yourself a Simran, and never let her go! (She is awesome!)
My girlfriend is called (Simran) and she is so beautiful , on the inside and outside!
Simran by Aron19 August 1, 2019
A Simran is someone you can trust they always make you life and make that right choices.They always have your back for example if you got bullied they will stand up to that bully for you.They are kind they are happy for you when something exciting happens if you gone through rough times they go through it with you there your top number one best friend to go to when something bad happens they give great Advice as well
bully-HAHAHA i took your lunch

me- :(
Simran-Hey give that back or ill drop your food on the ground
me-Thanks :)
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