Simovitch 

A retarded boy who gets no pussy and has a couple friends like lidor, avi, Alex, momo and Ben. But none of them like him there just friends with him because they fell bad

“Hay, dumbass Simovitch come here.”

Simovitch by I’m a big boy October 13, 2018

Sivitch 

Sivitch, der
Ein aufstrebender Rapper, der WestWien revolutioniert.

Beleidigen gehört bei mir zum guten Ton, wer was anders denkt ist ein Hurensohn.

-Sivitch 2020

Sivitch by Jodelkanzler November 7, 2020

simonitsch 

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

simonitsch by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007

Sumobitch 

Redneck vernacular for "son of a bitch"

An expression of surprise: "Sumobitch, that little'un bites hard!"

An expression of distaste: "This'un here's a sumobitch, cain't even mow over it with a John Deere."

An expression of amusement: "Ain't that a sumobitch--Sarah Palin got her some rack on her."

An expression of angst: "Sumobitch, that Rainbow Warrior's neck an neck with Dale Jr. again."

An expression of admiration: "Whew-y! She gives trailer park head like a sumobitch."

Sumobitch by Look E There March 21, 2009