Simovitch
A retarded boy who gets no pussy and has a couple friends like lidor, avi, Alex, momo and Ben. But none of them like him there just friends with him because they fell bad
Simovitch by I’m a big boy October 13, 2018
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simonitsch
A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.
I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
simonitsch by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007
Sumobitch
An expression of surprise: "Sumobitch, that little'un bites hard!"
An expression of distaste: "This'un here's a sumobitch, cain't even mow over it with a John Deere."
An expression of amusement: "Ain't that a sumobitch--Sarah Palin got her some rack on her."
An expression of angst: "Sumobitch, that Rainbow Warrior's neck an neck with Dale Jr. again."
An expression of admiration: "Whew-y! She gives trailer park head like a sumobitch."
An expression of distaste: "This'un here's a sumobitch, cain't even mow over it with a John Deere."
An expression of amusement: "Ain't that a sumobitch--Sarah Palin got her some rack on her."
An expression of angst: "Sumobitch, that Rainbow Warrior's neck an neck with Dale Jr. again."
An expression of admiration: "Whew-y! She gives trailer park head like a sumobitch."
Sumobitch by Look E There March 21, 2009
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.