Simovitch
A retarded boy who gets no pussy and has a couple friends like lidor, avi, Alex, momo and Ben. But none of them like him there just friends with him because they fell bad
Simovitch by I’m a big boy October 13, 2018
Sivitch
Sivitch by Jodelkanzler November 7, 2020
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simonitsch
A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.
I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
simonitsch by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007
Sumobitch
An expression of surprise: "Sumobitch, that little'un bites hard!"
An expression of distaste: "This'un here's a sumobitch, cain't even mow over it with a John Deere."
An expression of amusement: "Ain't that a sumobitch--Sarah Palin got her some rack on her."
An expression of angst: "Sumobitch, that Rainbow Warrior's neck an neck with Dale Jr. again."
An expression of admiration: "Whew-y! She gives trailer park head like a sumobitch."
An expression of distaste: "This'un here's a sumobitch, cain't even mow over it with a John Deere."
An expression of amusement: "Ain't that a sumobitch--Sarah Palin got her some rack on her."
An expression of angst: "Sumobitch, that Rainbow Warrior's neck an neck with Dale Jr. again."
An expression of admiration: "Whew-y! She gives trailer park head like a sumobitch."
Sumobitch by Look E There March 21, 2009
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city chicken
A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.
I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
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“No way, is that cake?”
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her
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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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caillou
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