simonhall
simonhall by simonhalls@busev!ctim July 17, 2023
Get the simonhall mug.
SimonSails
SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).
His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)
He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)
He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.
She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
SimonSails by $Z3pi December 15, 2021
Related Words
simonellis
simonellis by alan the philosopher October 2, 2003
Simonkalivodasfavwife
Simonkalivodasfavwife by lickle.a.dickle January 27, 2022
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!