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SimonSails 

SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).

His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)

He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.

She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
SimonSails by $Z3pi December 15, 2021

simonellis 

A person who everyone likes and loves to death. the most gorgeous guy in the world.
yes, i would like shag that simonellis to death

Simonkalivodasfavwife 

The best fear street editor because I’m so cool 😍🤞
Hey do you follow simonkalivodasfavwife on TikTok?

I AM Simonkalivodasfavwife on TikTok
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026