simonhall

An evil ,violent, manipulative and vile ex army soldier.

He was violent towards you? Such a simonhall.

by simonhalls@busev!ctim July 17, 2023

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SimonSails

SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).

His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)

He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.

If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.

She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.

by $Z3pi December 15, 2021

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