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Simex is a german Youtuber who is known for producing fake Fortnite and real life videos.

One time he smashed dogshit on other people for reputation. Another time his girlfriend had an affaire with a spanish dude. (Marc)

Watching simex makes you gay.

simex by Thegiver69er March 9, 2022

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smexeh

A cutesy term for the word sexy, used more often by mature people with childish minds.

I love my smexeh boy!

smexeh by Muzella December 28, 2005

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simex • simexican • simeon • Shmexy • Smex • simen • sime • shmexi • Simer • Sisexual

simeona

originating from the ancient biblical name Simeon, Simeona is a name for only the most beautiful of beautiful people. Simeona is given only to a person perfect in every way, shape and form.

simeona by Anonymous June 8, 2003

Simeon

noun

Name of a guy that makes you happy with a simple "Hi" text.
He's the definiton of talented even if he might deny it, because let's face it: not evryone can sing, dance, act and write.
Simeon will never fail to put a smile on your face, especially on mine. He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too.

"Dude... check out that guy over there!"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"

Simeon by genetically December 24, 2017

silexy

The act or art being both silly and sexy at the same time. Commonly used between flirting adults to describe their feelings for one another.

Oh my God Melissa! You are sooo silexy!

silexy by Tim Thiede March 31, 2007

Simela

Simela is a very funny girl. She doesn’t even have to try to make you laugh, she just will. She cares a lot for people and will never leave anybody out. If you have a friend named Simela NEVER leave her.

Girl 1: Wow that girl cares so much for people!

Girl 2: yep she’s definitely a Simela

Simela by Bell is the name August 26, 2021

Pulling a Simeon06 in minecraft

Waiting for your enemy to do sometething stupid like falling in the void in minecraft like the famous person Simeon06

"Im gonna pull Simeon06 in minecraft"
Pulling a Simeon06 in minecraft

Pulling a Simeon06 in minecraft by Simeon06Licker November 4, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026