Silver Swan 

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going

DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper

Silver Swan by DEICER March 27, 2023

silversands 

1. Used to describe an older person who is rude or difficult due to having sand like silver/grey pubic hair.
2. An grey person with sandyvag

Have you got silversands?

silversands by Angry Old Guy January 29, 2015