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-did you see that schoony last night?
- are you kidding? how could i miss her. she was the best looking girl here.
schoony by Your Friend March 11, 2007
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schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.
Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.
schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019
A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.
"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"
schoon by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020
To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.
Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"
Shooned by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

corn schooner 

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner 

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.
bamboo schooner by liamoylan January 13, 2009