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an utter delight; a truly attractive girl.
-did you see that schoony last night?
- are you kidding? how could i miss her. she was the best looking girl here.
schoony by Your Friend March 11, 2007
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schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.
Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.
schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019
A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.
"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"
schoon by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020
To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.
Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"
Shooned by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

corn schooner 

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner 

Australian slang for a bong.
1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.
bamboo schooner by liamoylan January 13, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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