Shoong 

When you're on the way to get some poons

I'll hit you later bro, bouta get some shoong.

Shoong by MR. Aquafina May 1, 2023

shoong 

Always sells for retail if you know the password

Shoong asks for 500. But use the password. Like magic. 255

shoong by Betterlookingsneakerhead December 4, 2020

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Shing Shong

When someone gets hit in the anus with a knockback diamond sword, while both players are eating snickers at the same time.

Shing Shong
Anus Annihalation

Shing Shong by Some Chad October 14, 2019

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016