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We’ve been together for 6 months, and then all of a sudden she sield me!
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Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*
by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020
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Sheldorado

Noun: A dead beat father that walks away from parental responsibility. Most Sheldorados have a narcissistic complex and over inflated egos. As a result of his over inflated Ego a Sheldorado will also dodge child support leading to jail or homelessness

Verb: Getting ass raped by a number of men from the Jewish Temple because of a past family debt and bad decisions
Noun - Stan was a real Sheldorado for leaving Aunty when she really needed someone.

Verb - Sharran got a real nice Sheldorado last night by the temple.
by Sheldorado July 3, 2019
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siedah

An amazing girl who blows you away every time you look at her. A Siedah has gorgeous eyes that you can stare into for days and a body that'll kill every guy she walks by. A Siedah loves to have fun and is very relaxed in relationships and try to at least give everybody a chance, or make it seem like theres a chance. Though a Siedah can start out on the shy side, once she opens up to you she'll never shut up, which is a blessing and a curse. Usually very relaxed and easygoing, Siedah's know how to have fun though sometimes they can take it too far. A majority of Siedah's can't stand shopping or any type of retail therapy and prefer to eat. Siedah's are incredibly chill, sometime to the point where they look bored.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, that girl is a Siedah
Guy 2: Damn, she's cute
by The main man in charge September 6, 2013
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Marauder Shields

the greatest video game boss to ever exist. unlike majority of in-game bosses who fight the protagonist because of conflicting ideals, Marauder Shields, an indoctrinated turian husk from Mass Effect 3 armed with only an assault rifle opposes the protagonist in hopes of preventing the said protagonist from entering the conduit and experiencing a crappy ending.

His legacy carries on to the campaign to retake the great Bioware franchise, and his name has become synonymous with hope brought upon from sacrifice.
Honor Marauder Shields' sacrifice, retake mass effect 3!

After seeing the krogan, salarians, geth, rachni and the quarians work together to retake Palaven, Garrus Vakarrian's marauder shields helped him to get through the war.

he is a marauder for he stole our hearts
he is shields for he protected us
he lived as a generic enemy character, he died a hero.
RIP Marauder Shields
by CaptainWaffleyWaffleWWaffelton September 29, 2012
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Virginity Shield

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.
“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.
by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014
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shelda

Shelda is often beautiful and has a scence of humor. She is also talented
Man! That shelda chic is awesome. She is so hot.
by 735Sotrue February 14, 2014
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