side saddle 

When a guy's pants are so tight you can see which side the boys are sitting.

Oh wow. Check out Mark's side saddle. Crystal's one lucky girl!

side saddle by Djinn November 2, 2006

Side Saddle 

Leaving a turd beside the seat of the toilet.

He left a side saddle at that bitches house

Side Saddle by kobiek June 6, 2010

Side Saddle 

An awkward or unorthodox method of sitting in a chair due to one's hemmerhoids flaring up.

Adam sits side saddle while typing at work

Side Saddle by Bakar April 25, 2004

Side Saddle 

A method of hitting on an elderly woman, but can appropriately be applied to all ages in equestrian circles. Used correctly, it implies an ambiguous but unequivocally certain sexual act.

-"Hey Donna, did you get a new wheelchair? Maybe we can try it out side saddle later *wink wink*"

Side Saddle by PT four Life December 27, 2009

Side Saddle Typing 

Sitting with your legs crossed or un-crossed with your body perpendicular to the keyboard while typing.

Jim was side saddle typing a lust letter to Glenn Beck to hide his small hate boner.

Side Saddle Typing by JWeebs March 3, 2010

Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

Side saddle french butler by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

Side saddle with shots fired 

Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.

She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.

Side saddle with shots fired by Peepingtom001 May 11, 2023