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side saddle

When a guy's pants are so tight you can see which side the boys are sitting.
Oh wow. Check out Mark's side saddle. Crystal's one lucky girl!
by Djinn November 2, 2006
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Side Saddle

Leaving a turd beside the seat of the toilet.
He left a side saddle at that bitches house
by kobiek June 6, 2010
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Side Saddle

An awkward or unorthodox method of sitting in a chair due to one's hemmerhoids flaring up.
Adam sits side saddle while typing at work
by Bakar April 25, 2004
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Side Saddle

A method of hitting on an elderly woman, but can appropriately be applied to all ages in equestrian circles. Used correctly, it implies an ambiguous but unequivocally certain sexual act.
-"Hey Donna, did you get a new wheelchair? Maybe we can try it out side saddle later *wink wink*"
by PT four Life December 27, 2009
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Side Saddle Typing

Sitting with your legs crossed or un-crossed with your body perpendicular to the keyboard while typing.
Jim was side saddle typing a lust letter to Glenn Beck to hide his small hate boner.
by JWeebs March 3, 2010
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Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.
"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon
by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021
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Side saddle with shots fired

Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.
She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.
by Peepingtom001 May 11, 2023
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