side door
to discretely exit a social situation, leaving the remaining participants confused as to your wherebouts.
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Side-door bragging
Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.
Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.
Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."
Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."
Side-door bragging by Cecilemagne April 27, 2011
side door ejection
While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.
Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?
Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!
Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!
side door ejection by Global friends August 31, 2018
Side-Door Friend
A close friend who feels comfortable coming into your house via the side door, probably off the kitchen. You, too, are comfortable with this friend entering your house through the side door. A side-door friend is probably one of your best friends. Conversely, front-door friends are those acquaintances you are not all that close/comfortable with.
Side-Door Friend by TeacheRama August 20, 2007
the side door
(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.
"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle
- Joe-fizzle
the side door by ly ly and joe-fizzle February 19, 2009
Left the Side Door Open
When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
Left the Side Door Open by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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