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Schweiner 

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"
Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.
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Skweiner 

Skweiner is the short form of the words 'Skinny Weiner', or someone with a rather small or skinny penis. Its origins lay with a lying douche bag who fucked a girl and then lied about it, hence forcing a nickname to be created with his initials (Stephen W.) The term is now acceptable replacement for any derogatory terms or insults.
Stephen is a major skweiner.
Skweiner by The Pope of Awesome January 12, 2008

Schweiner 

The description of a penis on a transgender woman who has yet to have genital surgery
Once she has the surgery, they’ll remove her schweiner
Schweiner by K2hockey June 3, 2023

Schweiner 

Synonymous with tits, but better. A way to describe something with lots of swag.
-That was awesome
-No, that was schweiner
Schweiner by DHKessler February 14, 2012

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026