Skweiner 

Skweiner is the short form of the words 'Skinny Weiner', or someone with a rather small or skinny penis. Its origins lay with a lying douche bag who fucked a girl and then lied about it, hence forcing a nickname to be created with his initials (Stephen W.) The term is now acceptable replacement for any derogatory terms or insults.

Stephen is a major skweiner.

Skweiner by The Pope of Awesome January 12, 2008

Sweiner 

A Russian knight who cut of peoples wieners when they disobeyed laws. One of the fiercest persons in mankind’s history

Oh my god!! There is a sweiner over there; don’t disobey any rules or he will cut of your weiner

Sweiner by Sweiner67 April 13, 2020

sweiner 

Having a seriously sweaty weiner, dick or whatever you call it.

Sweaty + Weiner= Sweiner

I have to change my underware due to a case of sweiner.

sweiner by Chenze August 28, 2006

Shweiner 

A protrusion from your clothing where the female wearer realizes said article of clothing resembles a fabric phallus.

I did a backflip and my shweiner was hanging out for the whole world to see.

Shweiner by UrbanBurban June 11, 2020

skeiner 

when a guy has a long skinny penis

"I'm never sleeping with him again, he had a skeiner."

skeiner by sarah davie April 4, 2006

Shweiner 

Synonymous with tits, but even better. A way to describe anything that has lots of swag.

-That was awesome
-No, it was shweiner.

Shweiner by dhunterkessler February 14, 2012

stweiner 

A stringy weiner

You have a big thick stweiner

stweiner by mymy5108 July 25, 2019