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A pussy crap. It's a queif combined with a shart.
Brooke took a shuief in her pants and now they have doo doo stains.
shuief by Jaco Lou Gee June 11, 2007
Words you can keep
Shueef is when you try to queef and shit yourself.
"Hey Cindy I was sitting in my room last night and I was trying to push out a giant queef and totally shueefed"
shueef by SlothOnMercury May 18, 2014
Related Words
shuief shief squief shueef shaief shiefed shiefer shiefhsi shiefty hoe shrief
adj. A state of complete highness.
Describes when one is so high that they pronounce chiefed as shiefed because it takes too much effort to make the "ch" sound.
"You don't understand, on 420 we sat in Bryan's car with a tarp over it just doing bong rips for 5 hours. We were so shiefed man"
shiefed by Joe Pov August 10, 2006
One of a kind. A man of steel. Known to have the biggest heart while also being very cautious. Smart and handsome and can definitely break some beds. Knows how to read people's minds and can seperate himself from the world very easily. He is independent and brave. If you ever find yourself in a relationship with a Shrief you should never let him go as he could of been the best thing that ever happened to you. He can also put a smile on anyone's face.
shrief
shrief by shahadi April 22, 2017
It is when you quief and a juicy squirt comes out.



Mid-evil Times, Time Of Chastity Belts
Dude, my girlfriend just squiefed all over my brand new kickers after I banged her!
Squief by Osco November 29, 2004
When a women farts feces out of her vagina.
When she woke up from a night of fetish sex she didn't have enough napkins to wipe up her shief
shief by Dr z April 8, 2014
A mix between a shart and a queef.
He went in too eat some, then got a shueef right in his face
Shueef by JMBOI April 22, 2015
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