leyonhjelm

The mix of blood and semen that results from ejaculating with penile trauma.

Can you take me to the hospital? I just leyonhjelmed.

by Davo L July 04, 2018

Doing a Leyonhjelm

Someone arrogantly and pigheaedly believes they know what is best, declaring victory early and failing like a poorly lined incontinence pad.

Why did David say he knew where he was going given he's led us directly into a dead end?

He is doing a Leyonhjelm

by Reigal IV May 13, 2019