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shrivelbag

Definition of shrivelbag

1: A made-up term used to describe a bitter person who chooses to, for example, criticise a grieving person’s message to their dead father.

2: David Leyonhjelm.
David Leyonhjelm is a nasty shrivelbag
by OldManRanting January 24, 2021
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Shrivelbag

A Shrivelbag is a bald politician who gets eggs broken on his head.
More egg boys needed for this Shrivelbag Lyonhelm.
by Borgward January 25, 2021
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Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.
Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.
by Aznlover May 21, 2006
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white shriveledge

When you're a white guy with a grower not a show-er and you jump into a cold pool and your dick disappears
When tanner jumped into the pool
He experienced some extreme white shriveledge
by BeuTheSlayer June 1, 2017
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scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.
(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.
by Rgerlack May 24, 2010
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shrivelgash

noun. The female equivalent of limp dick.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.
The smell of him was so vile it gave me instant shrivelgash.

You give me shrivelgash.

I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.
by Alana V. Weatom November 24, 2011
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Tiny Shrivel Bag

Slang for the "scrotum" or "scrotal sac".
I want to kick some them in the tiny shrivel bag!
by Hstrykid May 9, 2017
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