When a woman is on top riding a short king and has to dramatically curl her body forward to kiss him at the same time — resembling a shrimp. 🦐
Background:
The term “shrimp mode” plays off the visual of a curled shrimp and the physical act of hunching forward or folding mid-thrust. Most common in cowgirl position when the girl’s the same height as or has a few inches on her man.
“He was 5’6” and I’m 5’8”, so every time I tried to kiss him while on top, I had to go full shrimp mode. Felt like I was gonna fold in half.”
A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.
Wanna try the Shrimp BoatCaptain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).