shrimp dip

To bend your flaccid penis in half and shove it in an orpheus.

That bitch was so ugly, all I could give her was my shrimp dip.

shrimp dip by lamesauce99 January 6, 2014

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dip the shrimp

When two people are scissoring and you quickly dip your balls in between before they reconnect genitals

Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
Steve: oh man I went to your mommies's house and totally dip the shrimp
Me: I don't have two mommies?!

dip the shrimp by Teenytuna May 7, 2018

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shrimp dipper

The act of fingering a menstruating female from behind and then licking that finger.

I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.

Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.

shrimp dipper by spun out September 9, 2010

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Shrimp Dippin'

After you ejaculate into the anus or asshole. You take a straw and you suck out the jizz. You can either swallow or snowball it into the another person's mouth.

"Shrimp dippin' is obscenely gross." "Yes it is."

Shrimp Dippin' by Leviticus June 20, 2006