shrewd shrew 

Shrewd (savvy, clever, cunning,)

Shrew (bitch, she-devil)

That woman is a Shrewd Shrew!

shrewd shrew by Justtayn September 15, 2017

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019

View Shrew 

One of any number of shrill harpies from daytime talk show "The View" who viciously attack advocates for freedom, liberty, capitalism, and traditional values. Prime examples include Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.

Man did you see that guy on The View yesterday who said Washington should lower taxes and cut spending? Those View Shrews tore him to freakin' pieces!

View Shrew by ferrgus January 29, 2009

Lavatory Shrew 

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

Lavatory Shrew by zzwill December 1, 2011

Shrew 

A woman who is a bitch.

1. My English teacher is such a shrew.

2. William Shakespeare wrote "The Taming of the Shrew."

Shrew by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch July 18, 2016

Dirt Shrew 

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.

Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.

Dirt Shrew by gizmofries April 5, 2013

Shrewd simian 

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

Shrewd simian by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010