shpiech

Shpiech can be substituted for almost any word.

What the shpiech are you doing?

Holy shpiech!

Gimme some of that shpiech, it looks delicious.

Im gonna shpiech you up.

shpiech by yedy October 25, 2009

shpich 

1. n. Semen
2. v. To expel semen our of one's penis

1. v. I shpiched all over her tits.
2. n. Please try not to get any shpich insude me.

shpich by ianamalsu August 27, 2007

Shpeech

Shpeech or shpeeched(Verb)- To shpritz. To ejaculate. To masterbate. To skeet skeet. To shoot one's man juice.

Shpeech-(Noun)- Semen. Sperm. Man juice. Penis pudding.

Shpeecher (Noun)- one's shmeckle or penis. One's tush.

"I think I shpeeched my pants"
"Did that guy just shpeech on Rafi ?!?!?"
"Steven Z has a small shpeecher"
"I think ______ takes it in the shpeecher"

Shpeech by F'in SeanZ. August 27, 2007

Shpichek 

A rare species of idiotic male humans who think British people pronounce water bottle as wo'uh bo'uh.

"I've found a Shpichek!"

Shpichek by anonymous July 9, 2022