showerpuss 

n. a brief shower taken only in emergencies to wash or shave your vagina

girl 1: you have a date tonight with that guy?!
girl 2: yeah and i didn't shave this morning-I need to take a showerpuss.

showerpuss by brandy6769 September 26, 2011

showerpunt 

A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower.

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.

showerpunt by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

Showerless 

An adjective used to describe one who has no life, no partner, job, etc. Popularly used among gamers, especially the hit game apex legends.

"Ayo this guy has 750 days in overwatch!! He's showerless."

Showerless by Showerless guy February 26, 2024