Shower Water 

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.

-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

Shower Water by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019

Elbow water shower 

When your taking a shower with someone who is hogging the water, which forces you to use the little bit of water that is streaming of there elbow

Person 1: Dude whats that smell?
Person 2: Thats me sorry i only got a elbow water shower today
Person 1: Dude you need to take showers on your own if she cant share the water

Person 2: yeah well what are you gonna do?

Elbow water shower by macquereau951 January 18, 2011

water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.

Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

water shower by SteveTHEEpineapple May 2, 2018

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

Salt Water Shower by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

Move slower than pond water 

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

Move slower than pond water by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

Showerbater

The act one masturbating in the shower

I caught my horny boyfriend showerbating yesterday that filthy showerbater

Showerbater by Liquidrobot October 27, 2017