show pussy 

A woman who accompanies a single man to social events, or is married or otherwise partnered with a man for the sole purpose of giving the impression that said man is straight.

"Everybody knows Jimbo packs fudge in the brown bay, so why he come up in here with dat show pussy?"

show pussy by FishOnTuesday November 25, 2013

game-show pussy 

A woman's reproductive organ that has been tainted with every STD know to man. Therefore, when you have intercourse with this vagina (because women have no faces) you are able to pick whichever disease you would like to have.

Jimmy: Yo, I punished this girl's cunt last night.
Mike: Yeah... so has everyone else. That's game-show pussy.
Jimmy: What?
Mike: Having sex with her is like spinning the game show wheel to see which disease you "won".
Jimmy: So basically my dick is going to fall off...
Mike: Sorry......

game-show pussy by satisfied customer November 3, 2004

pussy show 

a show in which strippers use their pussies for extremely exotic things. For example shoving a bottle opener up their pussy and opening a bottle of beer.

Yo bitch let's go watch a pussy show. They get me fucking horny.

pussy show by <product^of^environment> April 15, 2004

show me your pussy 

Translation: "Finish your drink, now!"

Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you".

Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating.

i.e. 1

Tucker: Mehar, you been holding that warm Zima for 2 hours. Show me your pussy and let's get another drink.

"Mehar Drinks"

Mehar: Pussy shown!

i.e. 2

Gus: I bought Webber like five drinks and he didn't show me his pussy once.

Buford: Well you can always count on me. I won't let you down...

Gus: Buford?

Buford: Yeah Gus?

Gus: You think you could show me your pussy? It would mean a lot to me.

Buford: Sure pal. Oh and uh...I'm a gay guy now.

Gus: We're no longer friends.

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show me your pussy by Kloopitz December 17, 2011

Show me dat PUSSY day 

Where your girlfriend has to share their nudes.

Show me dat PUSSY day is one of a kind.

Show me dat PUSSY day by Croniumhephdksnhxudbd May 27, 2018

Snowpussy 

A person whos vehicle is entirely capable of making it to work when it snows but still chooses not to.

Boss: Where's Harrison?

Coworker: it snowed a 1/4" last night and he didn't come in.

Boss: What a snowpussy.

Snowpussy by Twhitelytwats February 10, 2020